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a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

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Breathe. It’s only a bad day, not a bad life. Johnny Depp (via enemaroberts)

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Ugh not enough storage for ios8 lick my tits iphone

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Comparing yourself to others is an act of violence against your authentic self. Iyanla Vanzant (via kvtes)

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